#but i still think itd be so funny

[puppyeared]

good morning sifloop nation

[altruistic-meme]

i still think this would be the most effective and funny way to come out btw, just imagining my sister with a presentation slide behind her that's like "questions you should not ask" and "how to not take things like name changes personal (spoiler alert: it isn't about you!)"

thinking about ways to come out. came up with "make a PowerPoint presentation about 'do's and don'ts when your child comes out as trans' and then make my sister present it instead of me" and i think that would be SO FUNNY

[dayurno]

kevin's only ever had two princesses in his life one is baby amalia the other is jean moreau which says nothing about his daughter but a lot about how weird kevjean are

[kiruvry]

haven't drawn funger in ages sorry guys pkmn special interest called . saw a post abt pav's awful posture in his half/fullbody and needed to draw Something

[ratatatastic]

"Funny enough I—like, if street hockey, ministicks, I always wanted to be a goalie too! Like, for some reason I always wanted to go in net. You know, probably because of [my Dad] and then, um, you know, once you get dinged a couple times and the shots get too hard you realise—then it's not so much fun after all so... Yeah, it was great he'd always—" "You probably wanted to be goalie 'cuz you're fucking crazy, man! Those guys are bananas! I actually went as a goalie in morning skate one time when I was suspended in the coast, and it was the scariest thing ever, bro. It's nothing like blocking a shot because you're literally just standing there, and these guys are shooting right at you. It's unbelievable!" "Yeah! You gotta get in the way of the stuff to save it! That's crazy! I know, and like obviously gear is like great and they don't really feel—but there is, like, that psychological thing going on where, like, you know, you wanna move out of the way 'cuz it's gonna hurt! I get—I mean, it must not hurt that much, like, 'cuz Bob's crazy, man! Bob loves taking—Well, I wouldn't say loves taking it off the head, but he doesn't hate it, like he—" "Feels good?" "You know, every once in a while—they hit him in the head and you go up and say sorry he's like, 'No, no! It's all good! I love it, I love it!!' and like, kind-of shoos you away so."

The Buzz Pod | 8.7.24 (x)

so speaking of banking pucks off bobbys head and how much he loves it flashback to that day in october of 23 where bobby was doing that for practise and managed to rope in matthew to the shenanigans to the utter confusion of everyone involved (x)(x)(x)(x)

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

ive seen various takes thrown around in the fandom that the itoshi parents are like super absent and emotionally unavailable or that they toxically put pressure on their kids to succeed and ofc there's nothing wrong w/ those takes, and they're interesting, but personally i think the funniest (and most entertaining) option is for them to be just, SO fucking normal, like completely normal nice run of the mill supportive parents who work regular jobs and ask their sons about their days and like, idk do paddleboarding or tennis or smthn on weekends and bank holidays, the reason why i think this is the funniest/most entertaining option btw is bc it would mean sae and rin really are just Like That™ through no fault of anyone except themselves and idk why but smthn abt that is so appealing to me, like imagine you meet the two most deranged, fucked in the head, emotionally constipated siblings to ever walk the earth and then find out that the common denominator between these two freaks, the people who raised them and surely mustve fucked them up, are just like the most nice down to earth boring regular people ever, like their sons are out here attempting to lobotomize each other via verbal insult meanwhile this nice married couple are discussing their home renovation plans and the new curtains they bought last week

[whatthefuckisasweep]

one thing i really like abt grimmons is, in a way, the only thing really in the way of it is their rancid communication skills and pathetic inexperience with romance. like, grif and simmons both know everyone else fucking knows. they also do couple-y things and they KNOW it. the thing is they just DONT fucking talk about it. they are ALLERGIC to feelings and talking it out. its NOT a matter of stupidity and ignorance — they just dont fucking know how to even BEGIN to navigate it, and it fucking kills me dead.

i LOVE that. i love how theres this really unspoken codependency that toes the line and breaks both of their brains.

its not quite pining in the traditional sense of the word. but its not like its unrequited. its like mutual emotional twister. how far can we go without directly tackling the issue? how the fuck do we even adapt traditional romance when we’re fucking 40 or something and all we’ve known is war and death and sarcasm? left hand red, right hand orange. LOL

[angelpuns]

Body hurts and brain 2 fuzzy to draw so y'all know what that means ( go to bed early time)

[flovverworks]

ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAUAUUAGADGADGHADGHADGHJADGHADHJJHADAD I DIDNT THINK I COUDL DREEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMT______T I ALSO WENT THATS SOME SPACE ON THE MOON BUT ID DINT...I DIDNT THINK.................................THE VOICELINES WERE LRDY DANGEROUS THEN THEY SUDDENLY FOCUSED ON THE EMPTY SPOT AND IW AS IN TEARS OH THIS SI THE BEST EVER THEN THEY SHOWWED MERCHANDISEEE AAUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS SI THE TIMEEE FINALLLYYY FINALLY COOOLLLLYYYYYYY

[aroaceleovaldez]

my notifs recently got me thinking about the very random concept of "what if there is a second, secret CHB. directly below normal CHB." and i ended up brainstorming it in the discord.

context for how this originated: one was just a random notif on my post talking about the tunnels under the Hephaestus cabin, and the other was some tags from @drksanctuary on my fake readriordan article mentioning the idea of a chthonic demigod camp.

so. my brilliant (read: "smashing my 2 brain cells together") idea: the elaborate and seemingly infinite tunnels under cabin 9 are remnants of an abandoned underground CHB that exists directly underneath camp. It's basically just normal CHB except in a big cave system, probably connected to the labyrinth somewhere and has the separate tunnels, and instead of the Olympian cabins it has chthonic cabins. there's probably also some infernal nymphs and etc down there too. since all chthonic demigods can learn to shadow-travel they probably used that to get down there, and a lot of chthonic demigods probably have geokinesis just by nature, ergo the tunnels (for when they don't want to shadow-travel, or can't).

in brainstorming with the discord we decided it could be cool if some of the cabins lined up with the above-ground cabins, either for thematic purposes or associations or whatever. Like there's maybe a Hermes and maybe Poseidon cabin in the chthonic CHB too that just link to the above-ground ones, but also like Persephone cabin lines up to Demeter cabin because of course it does. and maybe Hecate cabin lines up to Cabin 8 cause Artemis is sometimes 1/3rd of Hecate. Maybe Angelos cabin is beneath Cabin 1, and Zagreus cabin is beneath Cabin 12. Things like that.

The other ones i thought of were either Hypnos or Thanatos cabin lines up with Apollo, because twins, and the other is just right beside it (because twins). And Charon's cabin is beneath Cabin 9, ergo why the tunnel system connects to it (because Charon. Ferryman. Surface access. It makes sense in my brain).

[pankomako]

been watching a lot of jerma clips on youtube lately

[jaekaicx]

concept: amphibia dating sim with the calamity trio, but if you try to pursue one of them the other two will stop you

you cannot actually get with any of them. sashannarcy solos all of you

[slimeyoldman]

very fast scribble because i had to get this out of my system. they're at a house party. worst guests fr 🙄

[dirusflor]

Moth!Rubedo design from awhile back that I somehow managed to start and finish in like about two days but kept forgetting to post, inspired by death’s-head hawk moths and also by @cake-wlk’s Moth!Albedo design eeee

Rubedo’s antennae hood my beloved.

[bmpmp3]

11 fish

[saturnniidae]

The urge to give modern au Hiccup the name Håkon and have Hiccup be a nickname but also it's so fucking funny to me when modern aus have his full legal name be 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III' in the 21st century.